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“But according to the search service, he said, “people are at least as interested in group sex and orgies as they are in apple pie.””



  1. goemagog said,

    June 24, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    why are they separate? why can’t people have apple pie at an orgy? no apple pie makes it an unamerican orgy. maybe all of the search terms are orgy related.

    Goe, missing the point of an orgy where nobody eats pie.

  2. Kelryck said,

    June 25, 2008 at 2:24 am

    Hey, some people like cake with their orgies… in ninja and pirate costumes!

    Arrrrrrr! How bout some of that booty, aye!

  3. TPRJones said,

    June 25, 2008 at 6:32 am

    The truth is “community standards” is lawyer-speak for “your grandmother wouldn’t like that”.

  4. gawain said,

    June 25, 2008 at 11:26 am

    wait wait wait, what KIND of apple pie? Are we talking dutch, with that sort of crumbly stuff on top, or the lattice thing, or what? because that would shift the balance for me one way or the other.

  5. Frank said,

    June 25, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Clearly, these people have not seen that infamous scene involving the pie in American Pie. Man, talk about being typecast…

  6. Chanell said,

    June 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    There’s a LARPing joke in there somewhere 😀

  7. AimedShot said,

    June 25, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    I have apple pie already. I don’t need to search Google for it. Orgy, on the other hand I don’t have. In which case, according the the article, I search for it more… 🙂

  8. Adam Tiler said,

    June 25, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Mmmmmmmm… apple pie.

  9. Calaruis said,

    June 25, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    Not having apple pie makes an orgy unAmerican? Well what about baseball? What about Mo…, going to stop that thought right there.

  10. James Haight said,

    June 26, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    “How many times you do something doesn’t necessarily speak to standards and values,” he said.

    I’d say how many times you do something is very relevant to standards and values; critically, whether you do something zero times, or more. If you maintain that something is obscene, atrocious, or illegal at least once, and then indulge in that very same obscene, atrocious, or illegal thing at least once.. well, your core values must have very little trouble with such notions as inconsistency, hipocrisy, or being a self-defined criminal!

  11. goemagog said,

    June 26, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    bad habits are habits nonetheless, and it doesn’t make a person a hypocrite for saying that they are not acceptable behaviors while having them. it’d actually be quite easy to fashion an argument that only people who actively participate in these activities could have enough knowledge to say that they are in violation of community standards.

    and since this thread has devolved into a ‘anyone who disagrees with me is obviously retarded’ discussion, i will raise the general demeanor of discourse with a single well-chosen word.


    Goe, will fight evil for food or nookie.

  12. June 26, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Hmmm. more people search for ‘nascar’ than ‘orgy’. This suggests a possible untapped market for a Nascar MMO!

  13. tannenburg said,

    June 27, 2008 at 1:51 am

    Wait…could we make the Internet explode by making a site which featured apple pie orgies at Nascar races?

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  15. Drakks said,

    June 27, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Wow, what an earth-shattering conclusion they came to.

    It’s almost like if you want an apple pie, you might actually go *get* an apple pie. As for an orgy, however, it seems that the internet and a free hand will suffice.

    Who knew?

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    August 2, 2008 at 6:43 pm

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    August 5, 2008 at 8:54 am

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