SPORN!

Hahahahaah.

Sorry for all the links instead of posts, but my hands are a bit tied at the moment. Will post for real soon.

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11 Comments

  1. Zappa said,

    July 31, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    Are you using nylon or hemp rope to be tied up with?

  2. Calaruis said,

    July 31, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    Why did anyone think this wasn’t going to happen? Are the people at EA really that clueless? Wait, don’t answer that one.

    But seriously, are any of us truly surprised this happened? It’s the reason every other game out there limits the degree of customization (except maybe for Second Life).

  3. Arrakiv said,

    July 31, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    I called this happening the very second I heard about the concept of the game. I wasn’t disappointed.

    Which is fine, because there’s a certain amount of comedic greatness about it.

  4. Brask Mumei said,

    August 1, 2008 at 12:10 am

    I find the comment that it is distribution of pornography to children disturbing. This is built on the assumption that game == children.

  5. Phaltran said,

    August 1, 2008 at 2:37 am

    This kind of negative press couldn’t happen to a better company. Good going EA. Sadly, I realize this will only increase their sales because irresponsible parents will have no clue about the game they’re buying, just like GTA.

    Like any other game, it should have a content filter, but then it falls upon the creature creators to responsibly label their creatures “adult.” A person taking responsibility for something they did? It’ll never happen.

  6. Larry Lard said,

    August 1, 2008 at 8:49 am

    > “I consider this very similar to child pornography, at least to the extent of distributing the material to children,” said 18-year-old Michael James from Calgary, Alberta.

    What? What on earth does he mean?

  7. August 1, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Fry: Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
    Professor Farnsworth: Actually, that’s still true.

  8. Ashendarei said,

    August 1, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    [Are you using nylon or hemp rope to be tied up with?]

    Use nylon. Hemp rope can give you some VERY nasty splinters.

    and yeah it’s not really suprising, but I’m glad that EA is at least giving the players themselves the option to be influenced by outside content.

    any sort of dynamic growth in games that can directly effect your experience is rare these days, and it’ll be interesting to see how this affects the gaming community.

  9. AimedShot said,

    August 4, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    over on rubenfield.com

    Time To Cock – The amount of time it takes a player to use player-created-content tools to create a penis. Measured in microseconds.

    Attributed to Jeff Freeman.

  10. Robert said,

    August 5, 2008 at 2:43 am

    “Go ahead, create a walking phallus. See how long it lasts in the databases and galaxies of ‘Spore.’ ”

    I’m guessing he’s going to be severely disappointed.

  11. Lore said,

    August 5, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    I would be disappointed in myself as an internet person if had created anything other than a giant walking phallus (THE BALLS WERE HIS FEET, IT WAS SO EPIC) as my first Spore creature.


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